S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Width, in	18.25	20.25	22.00	24.00	26.00	27.75	29.75
Length, in	26.62	28.00	29.37	30.75	31.62	32.50	33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in	16.25	17.75	19.00	20.50	21.75	23.25	24.63
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

This relaxed, garment-dyed tee carries a bold, irreverent attitude — a crisp graphic of a cartoon missile beneath the cheeky headline. The heavyweight cotton drapes with a lived-in softness from the post-construction dye, so the design sits on a shirt that feels broken-in from the first wear. It’s the kind of top you reach for when you want to make a wry statement without fuss: layer it under an open flannel for an easy night out, throw it on for a weekend of DIY projects, or wear it while trading barbs with friends around a backyard fire. The visual punch and soft feel create a confident, casual look that fits into an everyday wardrobe for someone who likes dark humor and straightforward style.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed for soft color and lived-in texture
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz) with relaxed fit
- Double-needle stitched seams and tubular (no side seam) construction
- Sizes S–4XL available; pre-shrunk with sewn-in label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean